Man Requests Breast Custody Of Wife As Part Of Divorce Settlement
As part of his divorce settlement, a guy has requested custody of his wife’s breast.
According to online sources, local resident Simon Williams has requested custody of his wife’s breasts as part of the terms of his divorce.
In his submission, Simon stated that the breasts had “huge sentimental value” and that he would gladly give up any claim to the house in exchange for complete custody.
Or, he may give the automobile to his wife in exchange for weekend access.
“Those breasts have been by me through thick and thin; they’ve been a rock when I’ve needed them and a cushion when I’ve needed them to be. If I lose custody, my quality of life will significantly worsen.
He informed us, “It’s actually ironic.” “Considering I indicated I’d like custody of her breasts, which is one of the reasons I’m getting divorced at all.”
The request was scornfully turned down by Simon’s soon-to-be ex-wife, who claimed that his reluctance to give her sole control of his “bits and bobs” during their marriage weakened his position.
They should hold the breasts until the matter is decided, according to the lawyers involved in the case.
